msrenai21:

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erniebraun:

ok, think about hanji zoe as ms. frizzle from the magic schoolbus

You magnificent bastard

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i think this is the best thing i’ve ever drawn

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white-raven-feathers:

I’m 1000000% positive that the stingray that killed the Crocodile Hunter went to stingray hell

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ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

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giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

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coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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askladarmin:

wait guys WTNV ARUANI AU.

Annie as Cecil
Armin as Carlos

Mikasa as Dana

Hanji as Tamika Flynn

Eren as Steve Carlsburg

Jean as Hiram McDaniels
Sasha as The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home

Ymir as Old Woman Josie
Christa is Erica (one of the angels) (that do not exist)

Marco as John Peters, you know, the farmer?

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  • baby:i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per say and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.
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pocketpadfoot:

You know Sirius and James would be those guys who are super into zombie movies and laugh in public like it was not scary at all but then climb into each other’s bed at night because “bro, I think I heard something in the kitchen”

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